when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
i feel like i shouldn’t get mad at my friends for never inviting me to anything because i never make plans with them, but that doesn’t make me feel any less insulted when they do shit without me and then post it on their snapchat stories then talk about it nonstop for the next 2 weeks
My friend told me that when boys get boners they pull it up and strap it down with their waistband and their head sticks out and they have to cover it with their shirt and it’s like what would happen if at that moment ur shirt snagged on a nail or someone lifted it up if have a lil friend just stickin it’s head up where it don’t belong like five more weeks of winter bitch
ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you
When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
No really. Watch this.
Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.
It even makes the coin noises.
when your day turns out unexpectedly well
I romanticized you
to the point where
the knives you pressed
into my skin
began to look
like Cupid’s arrows.