do you ever get so emotional and you just
okay tumblr i have a game
take this image and keep adding onto it
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
Hello it is 2 am I still have a solid hour of homework at least and my best friend hates me at the moment this is great I love life
Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.
It’s pure happiness for both of them
when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
i feel like i shouldn’t get mad at my friends for never inviting me to anything because i never make plans with them, but that doesn’t make me feel any less insulted when they do shit without me and then post it on their snapchat stories then talk about it nonstop for the next 2 weeks
My friend told me that when boys get boners they pull it up and strap it down with their waistband and their head sticks out and they have to cover it with their shirt and it’s like what would happen if at that moment ur shirt snagged on a nail or someone lifted it up if have a lil friend just stickin it’s head up where it don’t belong like five more weeks of winter bitch
ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you
When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell